What's up? This is Felix the Flea. Bringing you the latest dispatches from the flea-o-sphere

Who am I? I was once like you. A young broke male flea. Lost and alone. A loser. But I trained hard. Taught myself business. Mastered investment. Strengthened my body and mind and now I stand above you, an Alpha Flea. My suit probably cost more than your whole house. I never take no for an answer. I have all the female fleas I like. They are mine to take. There is no obstacle that cannot be overcome when you break free of the shackles of the liberal woke mind virus.

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